Empire Today

A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on

Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”

by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021

come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021

National Tiddy pic day

The day to ask your girl to send you a tidsy pic.

Hey it’s the 1st of December. You should send me a tiddy pic babe. Its the National Tiddy pic day! Tobias is gonna be happy.

by Number69legend December 1, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.

It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know the adversity and antagonizing isn't going to be enough to defeat you today.

Not today female Jim Jones, you aren't conquering it and claiming it as your territory today.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

looking tidy

Welsh (Wales) expression for looking good.
Women dressed well and looking beautiful.
Men dressed well and looking great.

Man dressed in his suit for a wedding or function.

Hey David "you're looking tidy"

by drmdrm March 14, 2022