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Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013
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Neck flub

That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap
Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
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Sweaty Neck

Dude, stop being such a sweaty neck, I'm just trying to have fun.
by SHMOO_22 June 9, 2018
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Croak Neck

Croak neck is the large amount of neck fat that hangs outside of a heavy set man’s collar when wearing a button up shirt. Croak neck derives from the similar appearance to a frog’s neck or vocal sac.
Burt had trouble doing up the top button on the collar of his shirt because of his large croak neck.
by Tsumi420 June 27, 2018
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Neck Oil

Neck Oil is a colloquial term for beer - implying that it keeps your throat “lubricated” with those delicious delicious hops.
Could I please get a pint of neck oil mate?
by MikeNolan420 March 24, 2022
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asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.
"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"
by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022
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