Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank”

by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022

Sloober tank

A pool filled with sluts.

There's a sloober tank at the comfort inn right now.

There's a sloober tank over there.

by Pauliesucksass May 22, 2014

Juice Tank

Public House, Boozer, Bar etc.

Apparently this term has origins in the St Albans area of hertfordshire

"What time you heading down the juice tank?"

"Im in the juice tank"

by sharkfest October 20, 2008

G-tank

An individual with incredible abilities, be it strength, intellect, charm with women,etc.

It can also refer to an individual with a muscular and/or toned body.

An individual who can stand there ground no matter the size/age/authority of their opponent.

Did you see how Lebo, Malicke, and Gosi fought last night? Those guys are G-tanks for sure.

Damn! He's a G-tank.

Hey G-tank, where does the sun go at night?

by Tank.com October 4, 2018