by Amber_The_Great October 27, 2019
Get the Mount St. Marymug. The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
Get the Guard Mount Brokemug. by Ronnoc Yadim January 2, 2024
Get the Mount Dewmmug. by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022
Get the Mount McKinleymug. Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the mounting and balancingmug.