Take one

In the movie business, "take one" is the first try at filming a particular scene. It is what is called out at the beginning. If the actors mess up the lines, etc, it will go to "take two" or "take three" or "take forty-seven."

"Take one!" shouted the director as the scene began.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.

hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.

by redpillamerican November 24, 2020

Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008

Take a break

When urban dictionary doesn’t let you crush any more people’s dreams by blocking their definitions (just kidding, I publish all of them that aren’t personal vendettas or horrible)

Take a break. Nooooooo.

by MLB lover 2020 March 10, 2019

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

I'll take that

A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that

I'll take that.

by Kuehlstein February 23, 2018

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 6, 2017