turkey-chicken scrawl 

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.

a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.

turkey-chicken scrawl by Uncle Dimma January 2, 2012

turkey 

why all this hate...if you guys praise hatred toward turks...are you then any better?ask this question to youself!i think we should try to get along with each other...

turkey by why this hate? July 12, 2003

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus 

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.

On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.

deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus by dickcheney December 5, 2007

Turkey 

i. the unique euroasian country
ii. a bird's name which some people like to joke around their turkish friends
iii. "Turkiye" in turkish language

history teacher: Hey guys which country fought against all the europe except germany in world war 1?

student: Turkey

Turkey by engineer-painter May 28, 2010

jive ass turkey 

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.

jive ass turkey by jerome March 10, 2003

turkey stuffing 

The act of stuffing one's genitals into a woman's vagina for optimum pleasure; usually performed as an act of gratitude after your woman cooks a wicked-good thanksgiving dinner.

"Babe, thanks for that amazing, delicious, and well-prepared thanksgiving meal. Allow me to thankyou by giving you the turkey stuffing. It's totally gonna rock my junk, but you totally deserve it."

turkey stuffing by ICED-OUT December 1, 2009

Jive Turkey 

unreliable, show boat, or makes empty promises

You weren't in vietnam, you jive turkey.

Jive Turkey by CL101101 October 27, 2008