slow tip

The condition someone is in when they are taking a long time to do a simple task.
Everybody has been on that slow tip from time to time. Some people are stuck on that slow tip. Others are only temporarily intoxicated, distracted, or just not feelin it.

You may notice the person isn't all there or doesn't seem aware of people growing impatient around him. Whether he is painstakingly counting and recounting his change at McDonald's before giving up and handing over another dollar bill; taking forever to pack a bowl while sober bitches around him start walking away; or can't stop talking about a movie that everyone else saw 2 years ago; the fool ain't dumb, he just be on that slow tip.

It took me half an hour to type up this definition. Damn, I'm on that slow tip. Urban Dictionary must be on that slow tip, too. It's 2012 and bitches still don't know about this word?

by original derpster January 10, 2012

Mutroom Tip

A big red Clifford that is occurred when you spot a Dayum squesha, she must have triple z's and a bubble butt

I saw this squesha and she gave me the fattest Mutroom Tip, I lost the challenge

by Fezoh November 22, 2013

Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.

Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.

by john1million March 1, 2014

Bean Tip

The tipping of a beanie to show a girl respect

I totally bean tipped this girl last night at the bar. She finished her beer before I did. Respect bitch!

by basicandhonest January 15, 2015

golden tip

When the dick\nipples is sooo good you dont want to stop sucking it

Omg your dick taste like candy! Now thats what i call a golden tip

by Ella Olsen August 10, 2016

A tip

When something is a mess.

Usuallly a word used by the Irish.

The house is a tip.

by Bobo lad October 30, 2016

dry tip

When two or more guys huddle in a circle and press crouches together face up and say "dry tip".

Victor, Jay and Jonny got out of the bar and decided to dry tip to end a good night.

by YoungYeee December 7, 2016