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thigh five

A thigh five is a greeting or a salutation extended between two women (or men...if you're so inclined or daring due to proximity of junk) by gently slapping right inner to the other person's right inner thigh with the same pressure as a standard high five!
Me and Bonnie, who I hadn't seen in a long time, gave each other a "thigh five" upon being back together again.
by Sunny Sweeney October 14, 2015
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laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.
To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.
by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009
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Thighing

When your cat or dog starts licking themselves and they sound like wet thighs slapping on a chair.
"Dude, your cat is thighing again. MUFFIN KNOCK IT OFF GO DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE."
by Hexerei January 7, 2014
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baby thigh

A long and girthy penis. Like a baby arm in length, but also extremely thick.
Pericles: So I heard you got his big donny last night. I told you it was a baby arm!

Carin: You weren't kidding that his cock is huge! You should know, though, that it is really a baby thigh. I think I might be permanently stretched out and need a daddy stitch. AND I had to stretch my mouth so wide to give him a bj that my jaw now pops.
by KarBare March 12, 2010
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Thighgate

On a chilly December evening in 2010 the world was changed forever.

Nolan Carroll, Miami Dolphins Special Teams "gunner" was intentionally tripped today by a New York Jets coach as he ran down the sideline.

The Jets, having been emasculated by the New England Patriots the week before, were going down the proverbially toilet faster than the Obama administration.

Video footage of the humiliating incident shows Jets personnel lined up in a wall formation (with their toes as lined up flush against the legally allowed area in which they are allowed to stand) oddly staring straight ahead ignoring the play - with the first (farthest right) staffer extending his thigh outward.

His thigh struck the player, who was in full sprint, and the player tumbled to the turf in pain for an extended period of time.

It was unknown at the time if the player even knew what tripped him up - as he said nothing to the Jets coach after he was able to regain his bearings, stand up and walk off the field.
Ryan: Dude, I just finished watching the Patriots destroy the Bears and the Jets game came on.

Paul: You mean Thighgate? Imagine if the Pats did that? It would cause WWIII! Luckily that stupid NYer didn't ruin the man's career.
by Comics Nut December 15, 2010
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Thigh Cheese

When you sit down and your thighs expand three times their original size tricking everyone into thinking you have a totally unproportioned body.
“Man I just sat down and realized how much thigh cheese I have”
by Hm ok October 12, 2017
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Thigh five

The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.
Look at that girl over there; boy, I sure would like to give her a thigh five.
by Granfunk July 20, 2020
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