When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.
My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.
by Mgatty April 19, 2023
Get the Nose Slap Ass Gapmug. by Mr meeeeseeeeks April 17, 2017
Get the Gapmug. Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.
Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
Get the gap insurancemug. (n.) - A period of time when you do not open your email inbox due to travel, moving to a new home, or week-long bedrest due to flu or other health problems.
"Wow, I was out of town for so long, travelling on business, that I just didn't have time to pay attention to the email gap in my inbox."
-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
-- Overheard at an office watercooler in Boston, November 7, 2010
by PRwiz101 November 15, 2010
Get the email gapmug. To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be
John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind
Steve: This guy’s got brain gap
Steve: This guy’s got brain gap
by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022
Get the Brain Gapmug. by lolgrl August 14, 2020
Get the gappedmug. by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025
Get the gapping gabemug.