Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.

Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!

by SeggySack May 3, 2022

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Sloober tank

A pool filled with sluts.

There's a sloober tank at the comfort inn right now.

There's a sloober tank over there.

by Pauliesucksass May 22, 2014

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Juice Tank

Public House, Boozer, Bar etc.

Apparently this term has origins in the St Albans area of hertfordshire

"What time you heading down the juice tank?"

"Im in the juice tank"

by sharkfest October 20, 2008

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An individual with incredible abilities, be it strength, intellect, charm with women,etc.

It can also refer to an individual with a muscular and/or toned body.

An individual who can stand there ground no matter the size/age/authority of their opponent.

Did you see how Lebo, Malicke, and Gosi fought last night? Those guys are G-tanks for sure.

Damn! He's a G-tank.

Hey G-tank, where does the sun go at night?

by Tank.com October 4, 2018

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tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

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tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.

Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.

by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

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