Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.

“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank”

by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020

shank tank

1. Another name for prison or school.

2. A small room or cell with lots of gangsters or thugs.
3. A place to don't want to go.

Wheely: Yo ima take you to the shank tank if you don't shut the fuck up.

by Bruce Needzweed December 14, 2016

helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke

daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank

by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023

Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.

All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.

by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018

shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009