Stainable

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

by Zithers November 22, 2009

straightard

The word gay people use to call a straight person a retard.

The opposite of gaytard

Ola: Hey gaytard
Emory: Hey straightard

by silly phillie November 24, 2010

Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)

Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.

by feethands October 12, 2012

think straight

Something that gays cant do

Damn bro im so gay i cant even think straight

by Mer(ca) March 24, 2020

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

your mum straight lol

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

Skeet Stain

1. After ejaculating on clothing/bedding and a stain remains after it has dried.

2. An insult toward anyone who is equivalent to a skeet stain.

1. "I woke up in the morning after an eventful night of sex and I left a few skeet stains on the sheets."

2. "Shawn, you're such a skeet stain, jeez!!!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008