Stephens are very caring for the ones they love, they will do anything for their girlfriend. Stephens arent very confident but they arent ugly either they just arent confident in themselves. He can be very sarcastic and make jokes he doesnt mean. Hes a very good friend but is very dry sometimes. He can also be very annoying and just pure dirty minded. If you have a stephen as a friend or boyfriend you should keep him because he is an amazing friend!
"stephen is cool ig"
by larzia June 11, 2021
Get the stephenmug. Stephens with a ‘PH’ always love a good suck of a banana.Not only dose he love eating banana but loves to show off his skills to his friends.
by Stephen banana April 14, 2021
Get the Stephen bananamug. Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
by Abby0190 October 22, 2023
Get the Stephenmug. The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.
by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023
Get the Shadley Edward Stephensmug. Stephen is about to beat the shit out of you.
by TH3_G0AT March 5, 2019
Get the Stephenmug. The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
Get the Sloppy Stephensmug.