Snakes

Feet, shoes, sandals, footwear

(Man enters friends house) yo dude snakes...
(Friends playing darts, dart bounces off board) yo dude watch your snakes..
(Guy wears two different socks) hey man nice snakes..

by Mydogsfartsaresmelly January 17, 2019

Shakespeare

Something your English teacher forced you to learn about

Brush, Shakespeares like 500 years old, why do we need to earn about him???

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

Broomstick Stakeout

When a girl gets a broomsticks and sneaks into a place where a whole bunch of guys are showering making them turn around and looking at the guy behind them thinking that he poked him with his penis.

Broomstick Stakeout

by Turin2931 February 26, 2009

Shit Shakes

When you have to take a shit so bad, you start breaking out in a cold sweat. This results in shivering and a generally uncomfortable feeling.

Person 1: Yo how's Jerry doin'?"
Person 2: "Aw, dayum he's got the Shit Shakes."

by Netflix and Grill March 21, 2016

Poonited States of America

What it feels like to have a corrupt congress and Trump as president when you have a functional heart and spine.

It’s a weird time for patriotism in the Poonited States of America.

by HumaneAnimal November 9, 2017

The four stages of male sex organs

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Southern United States

SUS
The South part of the Unites States, it's very warm and has nice food but if you don't agree with its residents politics you might get yourself shot.

Southern United States has good food but it's also kinda SUS

by SUMFURRYTHING February 5, 2023