Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.

Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.

by Thebushyc May 6, 2015

Blind Squirrel

After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.

Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.

She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.

by TheLog127 July 17, 2011

scamming the squirrel

Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.

Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.

Dialogue between 2 friends:

Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"

Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"

by Cut Master November 7, 2007

Squirrel tunnel

Tunnels in which squirrels live.

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.

by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009

Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010

squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 15, 2010