gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

Jesus Squee

Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.

Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.

"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"

by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008

rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.

Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.

by The Name November 20, 2013

Bum Squeeky

The act of flatulating

Shout bum squeeky at that bike rider!

by rdnet June 22, 2014

dank squeeker

Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.

DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.

by Dank Squeeker October 29, 2015

Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018

Yung squeegie

Youngest rapper in the rap game who is going to save the rap game just like lil pump did. Did a collaboration with yung meth with their first music video boyz in da hood- i just

Yo its ye boi yung squeegie bout to drop my first song its gon be litty

by Brandon Maione August 8, 2018