Spray Fart

A hot girl that only hangs out to drink all of your beer and smoke all of your weed, and don't bring anything to the table. Often leave you feeling pissed off.

Bro, Emilie and Ashleigh are such Spray Farts. They drank all of our beer and we didn't even get any last night. FUCK THAT.

by ChinoSlim August 2, 2010

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A sarcastic phrase used after something you just did or said that seriously offended someone around your immediate area and caused them to call it to your attention. These things usually pertain to a lewd or racist comments; however, they also include degrading women(who fucking suck) or other shitty people and things(asians,faggots, ect.) Actions may consist of hitting a pussy or throwing a rock at a police officer. The phrase is used in order to shake fucking haters off your back who get mad when you do something that they deem is not socially acceptable. Normally we would tell them to go fuck their mother but in some situations we just politely say "Sorry about it" In essence it really means the exact same thing but this is a more elegant way of implying it. The use of the term was brought into widespread use around Washington D.C. by Gonzaga's swim trip to Florida, its original founders were Jackson Stainglass, Cnork Fitzjerald and Timmie Berry however once back at school it was immediately conformed to by Mattu Skabwinskie, Jack Kyle and Willy Nevs. As a result of their extreme funniness and people trying to fucking be them, others have adopted the term. Gonzaga kids have always had free will to use it but those stupid fucks from Visitation, whores from Ireton and poor ass Public School kids hold no rights to the phrase. Also basically anyone on facebook who doesn't go to Gonzaga is a fucking poser and should have their vaginas dildoed with a goddamn knife.

White Person: Fuck yea my family had slaves!
Black Kid: Fuck did you say?
White Kid: Sorry about it

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Fuck no this class sucks
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Sorry about it

Kid: Fuck you cunt
Officer: What did you just say?
Kid: I said sorry about it

Homeless Freak: Can you spare some change?
Kid: No sorry about it

Boy: I think we should break up
Girl: But you said you loved me thats the only reason we had sex...
Boy. Sorry about it

Kid: Hey bitch make me a sandwich

Mom: Do not ever use those vulgarities in front of me, how dare you.
Kid: Sorry about it

by Klit Oris January 12, 2011

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Pussy Spray

The Elusive Female Ejaculation, very rare and only some women are capable of performing it.

"Last night i was eating out some chick then she pussy sprayed me , fuck i am never eating seafood again"

by Orginator December 20, 2008

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Spray and Pray

1. v. The act of wizzing to hard on the urinal and dampening the person next to you.

2. v. closing your eveys whill peeing and aiming for the urinal.

dude i was taking a pee and the guy next to me was doing the Spray and Pray and soaked my leg!

by deucethegreat2 December 11, 2010

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I'm Sorry

A quick relief for the guy that has so many ladies he can only handle a couple at a time. No matter how many things are said, the only response needs to be "I'm Sorry" After this response by the individual, everything becomes alright, no matter how difficult the situation.

Q: Why were you out with those other girls? I thought we were together? What is your problem? Why can you not commit to this relationship? How many times is this going to happen? Don't you have anything to say for yourself?

A: I'm Sorry!

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

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