Sausage Gel

The seminal fluids that ooze from the phallus. Often used to make pregnant or to decorate Dairy Queen icecream cakes.

He oozed sausage gel at the sight of the zombie, because he was very excited.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

sausage casing

A woman so fat that her skin looks like a sausage casing...there is no room left to expand.

That sausage casing girl looks about ready to explode.

by BS Fatonovich July 7, 2006

sausage fest

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

by Brandon October 21, 2004

sausage-wallet

a large, capacious twat

"Good heavens, Lady Pimbleshire! That is the biggest sausage-wallet I've ever laid eyes upon!"

by Lee Henman April 1, 2003

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

but it will get you fucked.

by matt May 25, 2004

Sausages

An eccentric scotsman with poor driving skills.

Sausages, look out for the truck ffs!

by Wristified October 19, 2008

Pickeled Sausage

To engage in sexual relations with a woman and instead of taking a shower afterward leaving the place of relations and meeting another woman to have her preform oral relations on you.

I just gave this skank a pickeled sausage and she didnt even notice!

by Khronepsis June 3, 2011