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slippery torpedo

To achieve this position, one must be at least a level 50 ninja warrior or higher.To start, a male has sex with a female (or male if you're into that shit) until she (he) starts panting or stops. This is where he pulls out a bottle of soap and pours it all over the ground. The man tells her (him) he can't find his shirt as she (he) bends over. And with your ninja warrior speed, jump out the window do a double back flip screaming "SLIPPERY TORPEDO", enter through the window and slides on the soapy ground. When he screams, this startles her (him) as she turns around enough to hit her in the ass.
Jason: Are you kidding me? I didn't really lose my shirt, I just needed an excuse to do the slippery torpedo to my bae.
by stackwhacker April 22, 2015
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slippery sloo

guy 1: bro madison is such a sloo
guy 2: A slippery sloo
by Abnormally large zebra January 3, 2016
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Slipper Cock

When you fuck a slipper and your cocks skin gets ripped off.
Doctor: Young man... did you uh.... fuck a slipper?"
Young Bill Clinton: Um yeah... why?
Doctor: This is definitely a case of Slipper Cock
by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016
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slippery bear

When a small slick Asian woman/man fucks a big hairy guy and the perspiration from the passion creates them to slide across the floor.
Hey Jim, did you get a good slippery bear out of that hooker I saw you leaving the bar with Ast night?
by Dabbylovesbears March 3, 2017
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Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.
I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017
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Slippery dylsy

When one sticks their tongue inside their nan after she has been ejaculated in, usually by more than one sexual partner.
"A slippery dylsy could be a fun way to bond with your nan" said little jimmy's mum.
by SeedyRay May 24, 2017
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