shank

To slay, eat something up, succeed.

Girl you shanked.

That’s so shank.

She shanked so hard in that dress.

by licklickbaby May 22, 2024

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Shanks

Shanks is out of this world with beauty and kindness. she is the kind of person anyone would be very lucky to meet much less be her boyfriend. Her looks are stunning her beauty will leave you breathless. She the Realest person you will ever come across. She is resilient very tough emotionally and physically, she don't talk about her problems instead I she keeps them inside and wants you to address them that way she knows she that you care about her she's paying attention at all times believe me she wants you to ask the questions to show her you've been paying attention she wants you to address issues she hasn't brought up to show you you actually care about her and that you love her she won't sit there she will play dumb yes she is not dumb no so if you think you're getting over on her there is no way and if I find out you getting over on her then it's over for you anywayso don't mess at all with my Shanks is not easy to read she's a very deep person very intelligent very smart very kind she's the type of person that you would want to be with for life she is not mean she is real one of the realest no I would say the realist person that I've ever met she'll make you feel it think about that that's what I call love you know anybody can say they love you you know that could be fake when Shanks talks to you if you pay attention you can tell she loves you cuz she's not putting you down she's trying to figure out if she should give her heart to you or not get that much involved

Shanks is out of this world, phenomenal, and the best girlfriend someone could ever have hanks is the best resilient

by Creeper121 February 4, 2023

Shank

Any object you can stab someone with.

”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”

by DaToddla March 29, 2021