sextard

A tard held incommunicado exclusively for the purpose of grotesque sexual gratification. If the gratification is not grotesque, the subject is not a sextard, but a simple gimp, even if the gimp in question is, in fact, a tard.

Ex: Dude, that fuck on "The Wonder Years" reminds me of the sextard we had when I was a kid.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003

sexting

married couple who likes to post romantic & sexual comment/video to their wall, to show the world how romantic they are, the most romantic husband/wife in the world...'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!'

Ryan reynolds posted in FB : Dear wife, i miss the smell of your underwear

Zeeda (Ryan's friend): Stop sexting. i wanna puke.

by YaYa Weh November 30, 2010

Sextion Head

The person who is in charge of your section in band. His minions are called section shaft members.

Our sextion head is being such a dick today. He needs to get layed.

by allister! February 28, 2011

sextacy

a sexual high after a sexual activity

I was in a state of sextacy after last night

by sexington January 20, 2008

Sexting queen

A woman who text naked photos to every guy she knows and is very hot and all the guys want her.

Kathy is a sexting queen.

by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010

Sextortion

Sextortion is when a girlfriend gets pregnant by her boyfriend and he doesn't understand the plot that her intention is to have his kid with the hopes of him proposing to her, and if that plan fails, she moves onto plan B.

Sextortion Plan B is to get pregnant by her boyfriend knowing he won't propose to her so she can claim child support.

She's such a ho that she used Sextortion to get married, and when that didn't work she went with Sextortion Plan B where she had his kid and sued him for child support.

by Chang Qou March 20, 2016

sexting

sexual messaging

*sexting*

sam: i want to fuck you so hard right now.
jane: i want you to cum on my face.
sam: I'm wanking over you baby.
jane: I'm gonna finger myself right now.
sam: wish i was there, your making me so horny babe.
jane: i want sex. i need sex.
sam: is anyone home at yours.
jane: no.
sam: I'm coming over.

jane: we are gonna fuck so hard. I'm gonna orgasm so loud.
sam: and then I'm gonna sit and watch you finger yourself while i wank.
jane: first we will get completely naked and fuck for hours and hours.

by ice-creamandhorrormovies March 21, 2015