The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
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An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.
by thorgalore November 8, 2011
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Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
Get the Scratch The Donkey mug.A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
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"My foots been itching for hours and I just got major scratchisfaction once I got my shoes off and gave them a good old itch"
The moment your backscratcher hits that spot- that's pure scratchisfaction. "Backscratcher!"
"My foots been itching for hours and I just got major scratchisfaction once I got my shoes off and gave them a good old itch"
The moment your backscratcher hits that spot- that's pure scratchisfaction. "Backscratcher!"
by bottay August 30, 2013
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B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)
by Tara13 January 15, 2014
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