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Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
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scratch on it

to give something a thought.(as in scratch your head)
c'mon he stares at her all the time.he obviously likes her.scratch on it
by kumartmebro September 2, 2011
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scratchologist

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.
Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!
by thorgalore November 8, 2011
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Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation
Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"
by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011
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Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo
A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
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Scratchisfaction

Scratchisfaction is The satisfaction of scratching an itch.
"Oh that's scratchisfaction right there!"

"My foots been itching for hours and I just got major scratchisfaction once I got my shoes off and gave them a good old itch"

The moment your backscratcher hits that spot- that's pure scratchisfaction. "Backscratcher!"
by bottay August 30, 2013
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scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating
A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)
by Tara13 January 15, 2014
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