Scorched

the state of being high on marijuana

"dude you're so scorched"

by slangdefined May 18, 2016

Scorched

To be roasted by harshly for a stupid action.

"Damn he got scorched ".
"They scorching him".

by SaucyGirl101 September 19, 2016

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scouch

The act of sleeping on the couch

Takeshi was absolutey knackered after a big night out, he scouched all night and left the lights on.

We don't have much room but you are welcome to scouch.

Scouching hurts my back.

by Rustopher B March 14, 2017

scooch

1.
(informal slang)
A term for vaginal discharge.

2.
(informal slang)
Could be incorporated in an insult.

Never to be confused with puss.

1.
Scott: My girlfriend discharged last night from her vagina. It was weird...
Aaron: Eeerrr, scooch.

2.
John: YES! I WON!
Gary: Shut up scooch-head...

by z20462628 December 23, 2017

Scorched Peach

When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.

When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.

by Archimede May 7, 2018

Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018