Sampa

A bitch with an extremely deep pussy.

Bro that bitch last night was a ABSOLUTE SAMPA.

by Majeedurshorsecock April 23, 2024

sampaging

when the unlovable fucktard in your group named Sam starts to rampage and lash out out for no reason. usually because he realizes he is a huge faggot.

God please save us, he's sampaging!

by gleeble March 26, 2024

sampalk

A person who seems to be unable to explain anything clearly or understandably

I can't understand my math test because my teacher is such a sampalk

by Bat made of donkey leather April 14, 2024

Samplesaber

An person that gets turned on by Steve from the game Minecraft. Symptoms include but are not limited to: enjoying sex with a computer, craving oral bread and living with Steve Jobs.

Fuck me, turns out I'm a samplesaber.

by Uean April 15, 2024

Scalp

noun: something to dig hairs into, a plain of potential emptiness waiting to be planted

verb: to remove a layer of something (eg wealth) from another person and leave them bereft

eg. He has a hairy scalp the scalp gleamed like a hard boiled egg
In the divorce she scalped him (anecdotal, used in chat between bitter formerly married men)

by Quincy123 November 18, 2024

samptheman

samp is samp.

samp: i am samptheman
society: okay
mfs: omg it's samp

by ssssssamp December 28, 2024

samp

samp is samptheman.

mfs: omg it's samptheman
society: okay
samp: what

by ssssssamp December 30, 2024