Mop Salad 

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion.

Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty shorts.... that's definitely mop salad.

That bitch is Mop Salad... She always got lollipop in her mouth.

Mop Salad by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009

Lead Salad 

A bullet to the mouth. Like a "Knuckle Sandwich" but with a gun instead of a fist. Origin was possibly the movie Fight Club.

Son, you better quit your yappin' or I'm gonna serve you a Lead Salad, and it ain't gonna be pretty.

Lead Salad by Dan Khalaf April 19, 2004

Butt Salad 

An interjection used to cut someone off mid-sentence and hopefully cause them to lose their train of thought. Should be said in a loud raspy voice at any inappropriate time.

Bob: Hey so this one time i was...
Fred: BUTT SALAD!!!!
Bob: What the?! ...wait what was i saying?
Fred: ...butt salad?

Butt Salad by delicious_chips August 13, 2010

Face Salad

Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.

Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.

Face Salad by Merkules June 26, 2009

hand salad 

A late night salad created by taking a large leaf of lettuce, placing several different items inside such as bacon bits, cheese, tomatoes and salad dressing. Fold the lettuce over like a burrito, hold it in your hand with no plate or utensils and eat it.

Man, I was really wasted last night but that hand salad I made tasted delicious.

hand salad by leaf lover October 13, 2011

lonely salad 

When a person of either sex penatrates one or more bodily orifices with penis shaped fruits and/or vegetables. Initiated due to overwhelming loneliness.

Hey bro, I'm almost positive Paige made a lonely salad today, or she just has a really good vibrator.
(or)
Clay: Maegan what do you do when your boyfriends not around?
Maegan: I just make lonely salad.

lonely salad by cpatrickc August 24, 2009

Brain Salad Surgery 

1. oral sex
2. Best Emerson, Lake & Palmer album

Brain Salad Surgery by Alex March 13, 2003