handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.

Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.

by DeWang October 9, 2019

salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

by BayofBengal January 8, 2018

Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)

Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.

by 555powerpufflegend April 15, 2020

Torture Salad

Verb: The act of enducing harm onto someone using multiple forms either physically, emotionally, or both.

Before they crucified Jesus, the romans put him through quite the torture salad.

by Astellaria August 30, 2020

Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.

-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."

by The Colorado Kid d(-_-)b 👌 March 26, 2017