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Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.
"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room last night and needed to wash up immediately afterward."
Salty Sailor by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015
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Sailing is the act of doing oxycontin or oxycodone. Usually this would be done by grinding the pill down to powder and then snorting it.
Hey man you want to go get some sail?
Ohhh man I'm so sailled, I just want to layyyy.
I am sailing the C's so hard man.
Sailing by TheSailor March 11, 2010

Dirty Sailor 

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.
David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.

smooth sailor 

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup
We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.
smooth sailor by Good Ebening November 4, 2009

irish sailor 

when a man ejaculates in the nostril of a woman, who then snorts it up and spits it out like a lugi
havin sex and a guy blows in her nose and then spits it out after snorting it into her mouth and then says you got the irish sailor
irish sailor by little dick46 September 26, 2010

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.
Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?