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Bindi Surprise

The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is until the person has to buy a new mailbox.
"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"
by Derpa Derpa Derpa June 6, 2009
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Irish Surprise

The foul act of taking a massive dump and leaving the scene without flushing the toilet.
Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.
by joemeez July 6, 2019
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milky surprise

Unexpected ejaculated semen. Often as the result of oral sex.
I told her I wasn't going to cum yet, so she wasn't too happy to get a face and mouthfull of my milky surprise when I couldn't hold back.
by Vanhoven June 1, 2009
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Smokey Surprise

Marijuana smoke previously left in a car after hot-boxing
Person 1: Hey man roll down your windows to let the smoke out before you leave

Person 2: Nah man I'm leaving a Smokey Surprise for later
by thedankbank November 16, 2010
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Tesla Surprise

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.
Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.
by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010
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brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.
guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice
by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010
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Starry Eyed Surprise

The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....
Damn man, that hit made you starry eyed surprise.....
by Y0shi March 9, 2006
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