Tornado suck

When some thot spins her head in a circular motion vigorously around the tip/head of a baited male.

That thot hurricane Katrina gave me some tornado suck last night.

by Nigfab November 29, 2017

homework suck

To receive oral sex or stimulation while you do homework.

Steve: Man i hated doing that homework last night, it was so frustrating.
Tim: Not for me, Taylor was over and she gave me some homework suck.
Steve: You lucky son of a bitch.

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

suck butter

The mixture of female saliva, and male semen left on you're balls after the blowjob of a lifetime.

Damn! after she got done with me, the puddle of suck butter was huge!

by CaptainBigBlock May 30, 2016

suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it

my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "

by Scottsibi October 9, 2016

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012

Sucking COD

The act of playing hours and hours of Call of Duty to the point where you care about nothing else, including friends, partying, and communication with other human beings.

Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"

Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".

by wtown November 14, 2011

Cargill Suck

A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”

by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019