Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020

Shrek

The almighty species he is inevitable and sexy as fuck

Truth or dare
Truth
OK whose the sexiest person ever

Shrek

by Jesusdebbyryanstevejobsbobross April 27, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is everything but nothing at the same time. Shrek is the whole world's hope for a better life than the actual. Shrek is my life's reason.

200 IQ Guy: I'm gonna watch Shrek tonight.
Dumbass: What the heck is Shrek?
200 IQ Guy: Kills the Dumbass

by onepunchdead April 28, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.

I like Shrek

by Hithereboys April 29, 2020

Shrek

Paintings ones self green then laying there body on top of another

Will you shrek me jimmy just one time before you go.

by Magic tiger May 2, 2020

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

get wrecked in the name of shrek

(search up the words)

get wrecked in the name of shrek

by 1234567890123456780 May 17, 2020