Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"
Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.
Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.
by Elita One March 17, 2009
Get the Shape Shifter mug.An excuse to talk your way out of a ticket for running a red light. Unfortunately, your speeding ticket will be astronomical.
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(If you don't get it, you're probably not going to get it.
Maybe look it up in a real dictionary first).
Officer: May I see your license and registration sir?
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
* you hand him the materials *
Officer: Do you realize that you were speeding and ran a red light?
You: Well, I'll admit to speeding but I'm not sure about the red light.
Officer: It sure looked red to me!
You: Not to me! Maybe I was going fast enough such that the blue shift rendered the... what I'm assuming was a red light... Blue! (or more conservatively, yellow).
Officer: I suppose it's all relative.
You: Exactly.
by ephoph November 26, 2010
Get the Blue shift mug.ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*
by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012
Get the shifthappens mug.a master of manifestation that can infiltrate any group of people effectivly and promote their devious plot. A master director.
by g funk ninja July 28, 2003
Get the shape shifta mug.by Shuffle! July 14, 2010
Get the Thrust Shift mug.Joe: Dude, did you see the new MADE episode?
Chase: The one with Paradigm Shift?
Joe: Yea! It was awesome.
Chase: The one with Paradigm Shift?
Joe: Yea! It was awesome.
by eod enaj November 28, 2007
Get the paradigm shift mug.1. A person who, in their rejection of conformity, becomes themselves a conformist.
2. A person who behaves a certain way because it is socially acceptable, as opposed to personally comfortable.
2. A person who behaves a certain way because it is socially acceptable, as opposed to personally comfortable.
1. "That one kid dressed all in black with the chains on his pants told me that he was a non-conformist. What a shiff."
2. "I hate these tight pants, but a lot of other guys wear them, so oh well. Does that make me a shiff?"
2. "I hate these tight pants, but a lot of other guys wear them, so oh well. Does that make me a shiff?"
by Muze January 6, 2009
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