Scampoo

n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.

Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?

Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?

by Gorillafaceoff May 6, 2011

Scammich

Simple definition-a sandwich, sub sandwich, or other variant.
Variations- scamwich, slammich, slamwich (first syllable varies)
Uses-for general public confusion and/or to make it sound better than/
more manly than getting a "sandwich".

Angry guy: "hey stop pushing your way into the hot line!"
You: "sorry dude I was just heading for the scammich line."
angry guy: "what? What the hell is a scammich?"
you: "sandwich, bro."
angry guy: "oh, go right ahead."

by Maui Jim March 20, 2008

Scamazing

Scamazing means scary and/yet amazing.

Did you see John's costume? It was scamazing!

by Mephistophelez December 2, 2011

scampfag

One who is unclean in the bell end and homosexaul aswell. Most likely caused by improper cleaning or not showering.

Drew is a huge scampfag, you cansmall it 50 feet away.

by nanoman May 14, 2006

scamies

condition by which pubic lice eat into a woman's labia (vagina), potentially causing serious infection.

Dude-- I was gonna hook up with Sara last night, but she has some nasty scamies.

by Rev. Heat December 12, 2008

scamwich

1. noun- A stolen sandwich.
variations: Scramwich, Scamwich, scammich.

1. Check out this scamwich i stole from the staff fridge.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

Scamperdoodle

farting while in the car.

Tina don't scamperdoodle, that's nasty(hearing a loud rattle and hearing something splatter)!

by Addison Bennett and Carl Fitzpatrick May 6, 2008