Scampoo 

n - shampoo that has been tampered with and filled in with different substances. Usually done on April Fool's Day as a prank.

Guy: I'm going to take a shower
Girl: (giggles) have fun
Guy: ok?

Guy: ow shit you put peanut butter in my shampoo? You gave me scampoo?

Scampoo by Gorillafaceoff May 6, 2011

Fairy Of Shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.

Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3

Fairy Of Shampoo by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

scamboozle 

to take advantage of people when their judgment is impaired by alcohol

I seem to remember somebody pouring more birthday drinks, in an attempt to scamboozle me into the sac; but I don't think it worked.

scamboozle by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2012

Scapoodidle 

A Scapoodidle is a way of defining someone that you would just nut in the their oat meal then think back on the time you busted a quick one In their oatmeal.

Wow Yoav is such a scapoodidle friend.

Scapoodidle by Fortnut.Buster April 25, 2019

Shampoo a buffalo 

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!

When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

Shampoo a buffalo by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Fairy of shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…

•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her

Fairy of shampoo by _yours_ November 20, 2021

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017