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Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican 

Noun

Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!
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daddy's girl republican 

A female who is a republican because her father is/was a republican.
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?
Female: A republican.
Person: Why?
Female: Well, my daddy...
Person: Oh, you're a Daddy's Girl Republican. Nevermind then.

Log Cabin Republican Syrup 

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.
Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes

Teanna Trump Republican 

A Republican Politician that shamelessly blows Former President Donald Trump for attention or political gain.

See also Kevin McCarthy, Mo Brooks, Matt Gaetz, Charles Grassley, Marjorie Taylor Greene
There goes Kevin McCarthy again, like a typical Teanna Trump Republican.
Teanna Trump Republican by ReXx HeeLy September 28, 2021

Tea Dance Republican 

A homosexual who not only supports the American Republican party (i.e. a Log Cabin Republican, c.f.) but the radical Tea Party extremists, their candidates and policies, therein. Portmanteau of Tea Partier and Tea Dance, a mainly East Coast phenomenon of Gay nightclub dances held in the late afternoon, at teatime.
Aric: I fully support what the Governor has done to Public Employee Unions. Oh, and this is my, ahem, room-mate, Jared. We came to the costume party as yuppies... Easiest '80s costumes ever.

John: Ah, a "Tea Dance Republican". I should have realized when you were trolling for sympathy about your job firing people by the scores for your corporate masters. (eye roll, and walks away to talk to someone with more brains.)

Pink Elephant Republican 

A Republican so wrapped up in their warped ideological dogma they're determined to vote for "anyone but Obama." A Republican with ideas so disconnected from reality they clearly have hallucinations.
You can't sell that Pink Elephant Republican a clue. He can't see you to buy it.

Black Republican 

Someone who is really sketchy and suspicious. Someone who can't be trusted.
Guy: Hey that guy wants to meet me in an alley!
Girl: That's creepy AF.
Guy: Yeah he seems like a Black Republican.