redneck

The true people of the world today. We dont give a hoot how yall feel.

Josh is a redneck

by josh October 17, 2003

redneck intermediary

A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.

Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.

by hesher47581 January 8, 2009

Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.

I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.

by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

redankulous

Ridiculously dank marijuana.

Dude, Prescott Eugene Cheztbalz got some Silver Haze last night. That shit was redankulous!!

by MK Ultra April 11, 2009

Redneck

Someone who races cars for a living, works on engines, has a mile long dirt driveway, is from the South, has a farm, and has a couch on the front porch.

Also makes everything with beer.

A redneck is someone who could be called "Rusty"

by Yumpod November 26, 2009