Queeb

Queeb is a common word meshing "Queer" and "Dweeb" to make an adjective that you can use in nearly every situation.
most commonly used to describe displeasure, anger, irritation, or confusion

-Wow cory stop being such a queeb and play me in chell. -"Farrell your being a queeb".

by thatguy29284 November 21, 2010

quebe

The issuing of air from the vagina.

Ethel's flaps slapped together after I had taken hor roughly from behind and produced a deep, sonorous quebe.

by phibes 1789 October 20, 2003

queef leaf

When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.

I accidently did a queef leaf.

by Jason10101 May 26, 2008

queef

The whole-body covering worn by particularly ugly ultra-orthodox muslim women as a mark of oppression. Related to a burkha, but usually found in pastel colours and on the clearance rack for 75% off.

Wow! Look at that lovely mauve queef she is wearing!

Suzie Shariah was poor and only had money to buy a queef for the dance.

by loathsome in london October 26, 2011

Queef Rocket

A vaginal sneeze. Something that occurs after sexual intercourse when the penis is removed from the vagina.
A queef that also ejects female bodily fluids.

I was banging my girl last night,and after I finished I pulled out,and was greeted by a Queef rocket

by Ass-cone June 8, 2011

French Queef

When you nuts deep in a hairy french gal and the beans catch up to her then boom. french queef.

Oh damn BRO, i was dick deep in camille, and that bitch pulled a french queef.

by jamwkqwk November 14, 2016

Zimbabwean Bologna queef

A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.

The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.

Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.

There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.

As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.

by Bonknob November 5, 2013