Petuniamink

The act of spreading your legs in public whilst shouting “Petuniamink”

Can we do a “Petuniamink”

by Dirtybathtub September 15, 2022

Putin

Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.

Why does Putin's military only target civilians?

Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!

by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022

Petuniamink

The act of being butt fucked in public

OH PETUNIAMINK can be yelled during the process to enhance the experience

by Dirtybathtub October 3, 2022

Petunt

noun
A petty cunt
Similar to 'Cunty McFuckoff'

"I can't believe that petunt tried to get Jane written up for such a minor mistake on Jane's first day working here."

by Fuckin Slayer Fan October 3, 2022

putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)

"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"

by WoM2022 October 5, 2022

putinist

Someone who made a series of blunders in quick succession.

Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!

by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

PUTANG INANG MO

the word above this text is very very nice I SWEAR

: *putang inang mo!*
: OMG THANK U <33

by qzuk11 December 6, 2022