Fighter Pilot

One person shits in the tank of a toilet, while at the same time the other person shits in the bowl of the same toilet. Thus pretending to be fighter pilots.

There was only one toilet, so me and my bro had to shit fighter pilot style.

by Three river(s) January 15, 2026

Bonda Pilot

Referring to the 2nd generation Honda Pilot, with a production range spanning from the years 2009-2015, which is objectively superior to the pilots of other generations with their spacious cabins and aggressive and capable design. Widely considered to be one of the vehicles of all time

Jackson: "Yo Jonah, look over there, there's a Bonda Pilot!"
Jonah: "There is?? Those lucky ducks..."
Jackson: "We're riding in one too! Nolan, why is the wheel wobbling??"
Nolan: "It's a feature, not a bug"

by Gedagedigadagdao December 21, 2024

Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)

Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot

by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025

Princess Pilot

A "Princess Pilot" is a term used in aviation slang to describe a pilot who prefers to fly only in ideal weather conditions (VFR, clear skies) and typically operates high-performance, modern, and well-equipped aircraft—often featuring glass cockpits, autopilot, and cruise speeds above 140 knots. This pilot tends to avoid challenging conditions such as turbulence, IMC, or older, less luxurious aircraft.

The term can imply a degree of selectiveness, inexperience, or aversion to adversity, and is sometimes used with a humorous or lightly critical tone within pilot communities.

Dillon C. is a Princess Pilot who will only fly on very clear days.

by ObliteratePb May 14, 2025

Co-pilot Queen

Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.

She’s a true Co-Pilot Queen, navigating life side by side with her partner.

by Harry's Way August 7, 2025

Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"

by anonymous January 6, 2026

playful pirouette pivot

Refers to da humorous "waist-grasp and reverse-direction-swing" action dat ya perform wif a hot chick while you're out strolling da beach/countryside wif her, and you realize dat either (1) it's getting late in da day and so ya wanna be sure of getting yer snuggle-bun "back home to her mama" before dark, or (2) one or both of you has chores/appointments dat you shouldn't be late for, or (3) you've already trekked quite a long way, and so you're concerned dat one or both of you might get weary/achy legs if you journeyed any farther and then hadda clomp all da way back again.

Whenever Tiffany and I are out for a walk, I always smilingly employ da playful pirouette pivot --- complete wif a chuckly-musical "B-d-d-d-d-d-d-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-u-h-h-m-m-p-p!" sound as I twirl her halfway around --- to help take da "sting" out of da fact dat we hafta start heading back again... sooooo much more pleasant dan simply saying, "Let's turn around now."

by QuacksO November 8, 2018