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FaceBook Multiple Personality Disorder

(Abbreviated to FMPD) Someone who portrays themselves on Facebook completely differently to how they actually are/behave in real life.

i.e A quiet introvert in real life, but who frequently comments, makes jokes/banter over Facebook. Polar opposite personalities
"That Tommy has got serious Facebook Multiple Personality Disorder! Quiet as a mouse in real life... yet on FB he's the life and soul of the party..."
by BobajobRob March 14, 2012
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National Tall Person Day

National Tall Person Day.

November 14th

Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
by littlegreenBeans September 4, 2020
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pencil person

A pencil person is some one that changes their phone number and or address so much that you dont dare write is down is your address book in ink.
From now on that Carla is a pencil person . Shes used up a whole page in my phone book she changes so much.
by Carmelo55555 May 1, 2008
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Personal Whore

Another name for a call-girl or an escort.
"Hy man go rent a hoe for the night"
"Nah man i got myself a personal whore"
by Luigi R January 30, 2009
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Destructive Personality

Destructive personality is someone who is really strong Thinking face they tend to express theirselves more by destroying something or defeating someone at least from my understanding
I was laughing and joking thinking "Haha why do i like characters with destructive personality and traits". I brushed it off until I remembered I like Henry and Rollcake.
by dokkidoodlez October 1, 2020
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Internet Troll Personality Disorder (ITPD) is characterized by a persistent pattern of obstructing of on-topic discussion in online forums and comment threads. People afflicted with ITPD may purposefully present themselves as being inappropriately sexually provocative or racist. Often times they disingenuously express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, pretend to throw arbitrary tantrums, and never hesitate to contribute absurd, non-sequitur remarks at any perceived opportunity.

The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.
Guy #1: So Dean got fired?

Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...

Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
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my person

someone that i like and i love spending time with not exactly a boy/girlfriend but my “person”
im with my person.
by youngma February 9, 2019
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