Screaming Panda

When a guy is fucking a fat asian girl and he punches her in each eye socket. Then he proceeds to hand her a snack, Bamboo.

Last night I was mad at myself for fucking a lard ass so I punched her in the face twice and yelled Eat Bitch!!! and gave her my stick of bamboo. She was my first screaming panda.

by Don't Stop Please March 1, 2010

Angry Panda

The act of punching a girl in both eyes after you jizz on her face.

Joe:My girlfriend was being a major bitch this morning because I gave her a "angry panda" last night.It was worth it though.

Bill:Fucking awesome.I think I might do that to my girl tonight.

by AJ Fallschamjäger November 16, 2009

Panda Express

Receiving Oral Sex while eating chinese food. This may include left over chinese.

going to get chinese food then getting dome also know as panda express

by thegiantredginer December 20, 2010

panda faggot

one who wears gay panda shirts and bobs their head to bands they pretend to know.

can be reffered to as: "panda" or "panda faggot"

wow look at that panda faggot.

by Rose-Marie December 28, 2008

Trash Panda

A girl that has very low morals that looks like a dumpster fire that will pretty much fuck anyone with no regrets

Hey ray wanna go to the bar tonight and pick up some trash pandas

by Trash Panda King February 17, 2018

Sneezing Panda

When you cum in a girls pussy and she queefs spraying a white mist like a sneeze. Similar to the popular sneezing panda YouTube video.

Nick: "Yo I was banging Dakota's sister Heather last night and I came in her and she queefed."

Brandon: " Oh man sneezing panda!"

by D Tausch March 20, 2011

Panda Express

A sexual position where the man takes a woman from behind, while holding her hair as she pukes.

The frat Bros cheered from their jeep as they passed the couple having a panda express in the parking lot.

by LES_LIZARD August 25, 2015