painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

Røven the Panda

The most famous Panda in Minecraft, he lives in a jungle house with the boys on one of the best seeds ever in the game. He was created by the Minecraft god himself.

Did u know Røven the Panda is a sexoffender?

by abelorten April 13, 2021

Red Panda

One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.

Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut

by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018

Fire Penguin Disco Panda

this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.

person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!

by The Fabulous Killjoy October 26, 2011

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 8, 2010

Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP)

An elite organization strictly focused on studying and protecting Water Pandas and their natural habitat.

1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010