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parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.
Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.
by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009
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Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town

Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006
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Parking by Braille

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.
Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).
by weaselpuss March 26, 2009
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palking

To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
by baby fritz May 24, 2009
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parking lot tour

The unplanned, isle-by-isle search required to locate a misplaced vehicle; usually a consequence of concurrent texting, cell phone conversation or other multi-tasking distraction.
WTF! I've lost my shit fer real this time...took me a 20 minute parking lot tour to find the damn car!
by YAWA January 26, 2020
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penis parking

A relationship which has no long term potential; a temporary sexual affair to pass time; just another fuck hole.
She wanted a ring for Christmas, but she's just penis parking so I gave her a new tape deck instead.
by TOMLOL January 1, 2007
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cotton picking nigger

"Look at that smelly, cotton-picking, melon-munching, kool-aid sipping, gangbanging, big dick, police brutality vitcims, getting shot by cops, dark ass, night-time hide and seek winning, former slave, inferior cotton picking nigger
by delectablee May 3, 2022
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