Vag pump

When your vagina suck in a dick like a vacuum and the dick gets stuck.

Omg you vag pumped me, now we have to go to the hospital.

by Vagpumper1000 June 04, 2019

20 Pump

To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun

Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday

by My Parents Died April 04, 2022

Pump Fake

A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.

"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"

by devon james laquarius the IIII October 30, 2023

Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

Shithouse Pump

When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.

Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.

by Randomuser14 June 08, 2017

pump rage

when people at a gas station obviously see you trying to get into a gas pump, and still pull in like the world belongs to them

Billy: What the heck?? I've been waiting for that pump for 2 hours!!! Stupid pump rage!!

by Billy-Joe-Bob-Hank June 18, 2011

Perfect Pump

Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.

With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.

by MagicRoddy July 15, 2019