lil pump

lil pump jet ski a miami rapper that can probably fuck you bitch in some sketchers.lil pump mom said he wont be shit he told that lil bitch that he could move these bricks.he also fucked your sister he found that bitch on twitter.

lil pump is a scientist

by Ayyyocti March 19, 2017

Cum Pump

(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.

"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"

"All that guy is is a cum pump."

(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."

by Peter Mings January 11, 2009

give me a pump

slang in the bicycle community for gay sex.

"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."

by chester99 January 5, 2016

pistol grip pump

A sawed-off shotgun, retrofitted with a handle at the stock. Note: the gun must be a 12 gage pump to be an official pistol grip pump. Originated in Detroit on the south side alleys.

Riding in J's 64 Impala, I held the pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, waiting for suckas to play with my shit.

by Slippy Steve February 15, 2005

Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.

Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.

by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017