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(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.
"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"

"All that guy is is a cum pump."

(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
by Peter Mings February 05, 2008
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