plumbjacking

1. Attempting to create a vacuum in a vagina by thrusting a penis in and out of it at a particular angle so as to cause a quief.

2. Giving someone a hand job while they are taking a shit.

"My dick is so big, I totally plumbjacked that bar skank last night."

Guy 1: "She just came in to the bathroom and started plumbjacking me."

Guy 2: "Right in the freakin restaurant?"

Guy 1: "Hell yeah, man."

Guy 2: "Freakin sweet."

by Kat Lean January 12, 2010

Plump pussy

A plump pussy is really just another word for fat pussy you can grab a handful of it if it’s really fat . Plump/fat pussies tend to have a really good grip during sex

“That plump pussy was so fat I almost suffocated “

by Scar_bearx3 November 23, 2017

Plumpkin

Plumpkin: A bloviated narcissist with perverted tendencies who favors Broadway musicals, and loves Cats - we know not why.

Peyton is the purest example of a plumpkin I have ever seen.

by Wisechicks November 2, 2020

pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

by heydemo February 21, 2009

plumb wafters

A wafter of plums, someone who likes air to waft around his sack. 2 men going fishing for a weekend together could be referred to as plum wafters. homosexual's

Mr Gordon and his friend went to a lake where several pairs of men in short sleeve tshirts and moustaches were seen fishing together. They were referred to as plumb wafters .

by TM_SG June 28, 2010