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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.
It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.
by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025
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Ping Pony

A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.
Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.
by twerkteam69 November 2, 2012
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ping crimson

when someone's ping is so bad they start teleporting ahead of time like some dickhead
person1: wdym my ping is bad? it's good, ur just lying.
person2: bro you're mf'ing ping crimson
by Enzal1a June 9, 2025
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Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.
X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir
by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022
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Rabbit On 4 Ping

"The Rabbit on 4 Ping" is a extremely important slang word. Originated from the hit game "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege" and was first said by impressive player OliveMuffin1515. The belated rabbit can be found originally on the map Oregon, but can also be found on Villa. In order to recreate the rabbit on 4 ping, you must be on drone phase, be four ping on your stack, and ping the rabbit in trophy room with your drone. Afterwards, you must say, "There's a rabbit on 4 ping". This will automatically make you win the game.
There's a Rabbit on 4 Ping.
by EvanFlames May 8, 2024
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Ping

A discordant note, used acoustically to evaluate sound in a room.
Listening to him speak, was a ping to my ears!
by DoctorStephen July 24, 2021
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