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octopi

what people think is the 'correct' plural of octopus, but they're wrong. octopus came from a greek word, and therefore its plural is octopodes. or just use octopuses if you want.
I am a moron and I think octopi is the plural of octopus.
by MinecraftExp123 April 27, 2024
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Octophobischer Ayrifick

The person who annoys you is an ayrifick and the octo stands for 8 and the number infront of ayrifick says about how Hard someone annoys you, higher means more annoying.
(Ey) You octophobischer ayrifick./ Ey du octophobischer Ayrifick
by Kian.goup May 20, 2024
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Octopuffing

Having more than a couple of puffs up eight or more
After rob left misshell commented to Nandi…”did you see rob octopuffing before “
by Siftech May 25, 2024
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octopuffing

When one has more than 1 puff up to eight or more on the vape or pipe at one time
When rob was going hard on the vessel misshell noticed and told him to stop octopuffing
by Siftech May 26, 2024
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Ontolepsia

A psychological or perceptual condition in which the boundaries between different levels of reality are blurred or indeterminate. A state of cognitive disorientation caused by uncertainty regarding what is real or imagined, often used in the context of narratives or artistic works that induce such disorientation.
“The protagonist in Inception suffers from ontolepsia, struggling to distinguish between dreams and reality.”

"The play immersed the audience in ontolepsia, leaving them unsure whether what they were watching was live or prerecorded."
by SlowThinker October 2, 2024
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Optopositive

Verb: The quality of being Optopositive
To be both optimistic and positive about your situation. To be a glass completely full person, rather than half full or half empty.
Wow, you’re so Optopositive!
by Nugget0’nuggs February 11, 2026
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Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.
“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”
by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025
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