parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022

Holy Fact

Sometimes a piece of factual information is worthy of the gospel.

this is a reading from the gospel according to matthew; That is a HOLY FACT man.

by Mcphil69 October 09, 2020

Face Fact

An insult made towards the face in the appearence of a fact.

'your face is so lame'
'ooo face fact!'

by High Deff October 13, 2008

you forget the fact

the same line that a person uses over and over and over and over again which pisses off his gf

you forget the fact that i love you

by Apollyx June 28, 2023

moose facts

Total bullshit

A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate

X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home

Y: Moose facts 100%

by MoMoose March 07, 2019

Stacey fact

Go on… google it!

Stacey fact - a crow has an 8 inch ball sack

by Emilemineminem August 30, 2022

Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018