The inability to poop in an office or like environment. Most of us with "officepoopaphobia" prefer to get our poop on in the privacy of our own home. Some serious cases will leave work or school early "sick" in an effort to avoid pooping at the office.
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Warrent Officer
A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer
A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by Commando_Corny November 13, 2010
Get the Warrent Officer mug.A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.
My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?
Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!
Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!
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Get the post office mug.A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.
Where is Steve?
He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.
He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.
by wascrappenin January 5, 2011
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