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Officepoopaphobia

The inability to poop in an office or like environment. Most of us with "officepoopaphobia" prefer to get our poop on in the privacy of our own home. Some serious cases will leave work or school early "sick" in an effort to avoid pooping at the office.
I am unable to poop at work because I suffer from "officepoopaphobia."
by Mix Master Misty April 27, 2010
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Office Wife

A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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Warrent Officer

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Warrent Officer

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.
Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.
by Commando_Corny November 13, 2010
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Bolice Officer

A police officer who uses unnecessary police brutality, usually against black people or other racial minorities. Bolice Officers are under the corrupted system and are very much hated upon the community, rather than the more respected Poluce Officers who are against the system.
My friend: I wanted to be a police officer for quite some time because I want to save people's lives and do good for our society. Does that make me a racist?

Me: Of course it doesn't. Being a Police Officer who wants to change the current corrupted system is very much accepted and needed, but being a Bolice Officer who wants to follow the current corrupted system and not change it and continue brutality on racial minorities is!
by Alex 826392793y283 June 5, 2020
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post office

The act of putting a package with a box (i.e. sex)
You can't post office inside of a post office. That's just nasty.
by *subject name here* January 11, 2009
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awesome office syndrome

A condition whereas an employee will be so happy about their office that they want to be there more than normal. Some symptoms include: bragging about their desk, chair races, after-hours happy hour at the office, and writing poetry about the immense love for their workspace.
Where is Steve?

He's still at work... has a horrible case of awesome office syndrome. I hope he kicks it so that we can go to the bar on Friday.
by wascrappenin January 5, 2011
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community officer

waste of fucking time and point less park wardons have more power
even 39% of REAL police think that THEY ARE A WASTE OF TIME
by pigs February 18, 2005
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