mexican olympics 

The Mexican Olympics are usually taken place at, or near, the borderline between the United Staes and Mexico. Events include Swimming, Long Jump, High Dive, and Sprinting. All who participate either end up shot, or usually end up living in the USA for at least 3-5 years before being deported.

"Jose and Juan are going to the Mexican Olympics today" - enrique

"Yeah i heard, they gave me thier donkeys" - fredrique

mexican olympics by teh pwnzor June 22, 2008

Mexican Bean 

A dirty mexican vajj that is on its period while using a taco shell as a maxi-pad and having sex with a donkey.

That women has the nastiest mexican bean!

Mexican Bean by TheWhiteGuyWhoShaleNotBeNtLaid August 17, 2011

Mexican Touchdown 

The hit on a pinata that breaks the pinata open.

The stampede for candy started once Jimmy scored a Mexican touchdown.

Mexican Touchdown by wolfeldar April 20, 2015

mexican brick 

cheap, Wal-mart type marijuana. named for the shape of the package it comes in when smuggled through the Mexican border.

Sell me mexican brick for 300 dollars an OZ again and ill stab your eyes out with a rusty spoon

mexican brick by kill yourself please October 8, 2005

mexican machete 

a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.

i will gut you with a mexican machete

mexican machete by ElyseJade June 1, 2005

Mexican Rattlesnake 

When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake

after dinner nick gave chads girlfriend a mexican rattlesnake while chad was sleeping

Mexican Rattlesnake by Noahkinseth January 17, 2009

Mexican Hand Grenade 

when your fisting someone, whether anal or vaginal, and open your hand like an explosion while your hand is inside them.

chick#1 "Jim gave me a Mexican Hand grenade last night."

chick#2 "really, and how was that?"

chick#1 "interestingly fun."

Mexican Hand Grenade by Mexican with Hand grenades November 28, 2009