magerous

mystical in nature, and of an ineffable style, given one's totally baked reference frame at the time.

originally derived from a switch around of the phrase "magical mystery tour" such that "mystical magery tour" is uttered instead.

essentially, one must be in a uniquely high state of mind to arrive at such a turn of words, and therefore using the word 'magerous' connotes a supreme sense of wonder at events as they are beheld/unfolding that signifies the classic slowing of time due to the onset of being quite high.

alternatively, 'magerous' may be an apt descriptor of any such event, person, action, or sequence of events that cannot be immediately comprehended due to its dumbfounding nature.

that party we came across last night while high on the peyote you scored can only be summed up as magerous.

by Barnacle Bill May 9, 2011

magnet pussy

Female genitalia that is so attractive that it is not able to be resisted.

She let me at that cat and now I need more of it, she's got that magnet pussy.

by King_whale April 6, 2016

Beast Magnet

1)A person who attracts guys that get any girl they want.
2)A person who simply attracts older guys.
3)A person who attracts the guy everyone wants.
4)A Kristina

"A beast magnet is someone that cant help to be attracted by beast!"

by bella43256 April 4, 2008

Orange grove middle magnet school

orange grove is a shitty underfunded school with gen z pop it girls and bisexual 6th graders and “uwu” diaper ass girls and the guys I can’t even explain, I’m looking at you james

“hey did you go to orange grove middle magnet school”
yeah man that jailhouse thing?

by orange grove middle magnet September 10, 2021

hurricane magnet

Another term for hurricane.

The hurricane was heading for South Beach Miami, so we set up a Hurricane Magnet in North Miami where nobody would be missed.

by vegasrew April 13, 2007

fleabag magnet

a six foot six man who attracts the most trashiest, homliest, ugliest,bi-polar women in western n.y.!

My friend Tom just has no luck finding the right woman. He's such a fleabag magnet.

by trish1313 March 20, 2009

magneton

hands down the lamest pokemon ever

ash: dude, your magneton rocks
random pokemon trainer: well, if you listen to the pokemon theme song, then you'll see that that kid basically lost his vision. so, magneton must suck

by cartelisawesome September 11, 2008