Don't be fooled. North Miami is not Miami at all. If you like not getting mugged, don't live here. If you like decent people, don't live here. If you like having peace and quiet and not hearing sirens 24/7, don't live here. If gunshots scare you, don't live here. In fact, I just heard two gunshots while writing this. Miami is also pretty dangerous, probably more dangerous, but at least it has something going for it. North Miami sucks. There's nothing here. "Hey I'm going on vacation to North Miami" said nobody ever.
I just got mugged in North Miami last night.
by nahfam March 3, 2016
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1) The city of North Miami. An incorporated city in northern Miami-Dade County, Florida.

2) North Miami Senior High School
1) Bitch, I'm from North Miami.

2) Yeah, I go to North Miami, man.
by AC October 29, 2006
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Don't leave here if u don't want ur 13 ur kids smoking weed every day after school and wacthwatch out not to get robbed or beat up by kid in high school for fun if love ur life don't come here to get killed
North Miami is hell
by Macmonny June 17, 2017
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tha real ghetto of miami along wit overtown carol city and all dat shit tha place where tha real drug deals go down. mary j ta tha celings llallo by tha pound n robberys lik everyday unlik mango hill and hialeah this is tha ghetto street life goes down here.
"Ten quidado con los locos de north west miami que te ceman el pecho, Que tu saves de las casas llena de herba astall techo?"
by Dr. Whyty Killa September 30, 2006
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the zoes in north miami eastside are known as vultures because of the dangerous activites going on their
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NORTH MIAMI EASTSIDE-VULCHA LAND
by bigmeetchie April 6, 2022
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